Screeny Weeny – the fully functional, deceptively life-like silicone fake penis

PEEING IS POWER!

The Screeny Weeny is the “world’s best” fake penis. The unique Push&Pissfunction makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and its one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately. The Screeny Weeny is available in many different varieties, so there’s one for everyone: lighter or darker, circumcised or uncircumcised.

Its inventor’s aim was to launch the world’s best and most reliable fake penis. For inspiration he used the Kalashnikov whose solid reliability in the most adverse conditions has made it famous. He used his own member as a template so that as many people as possible would be satisfied.

 Facts & benefits:

• The different types of ScreenyWeeny were all cast from real todgers to ensure a completely authentic look
• Strap it on and get peeing
• No additional handles required, simple one-handed operation (ultimate one-handed fake penis)
• The thermo-sachet guarantees an optimum long-lasting “operating temperature”
• 100% secure and reliable, no dripping or leaking
• The flow of urine is started by putting a light pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny, and stopped again immediately by releasing it
• The urine sachets can be reclosed
• The thermo-sachet can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL thanks to the adjustable strap
• Our fully cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high-quality makeup silicone

“Hello, I’m your incredibly practical companion in all walks of life. I am synthetic, laboratory-produced urine, with the same characteristics as real urine from a healthy, sober person free from the influence of any substances. Since 2006 I have made tons of tinklers happy. The best place to hide me is in your underwear, where the temperature is ideal for me and I won’t be detected.”

CleanUrin is completely synthetic urine (fake urine), packaged in a practical, sturdy and yet supple 25 ml sachet that can be torn open. CleanUrin is therefore comfortable to carry (even when playing sports, driving or sleeping) and can be used discreetly at any time without further preparation. IDEAL FOR USE ON THE GO!

Facts and benefits

• Mobile, completely synthetic urine for day-to-day use to protect your privacy
• Passes all common tests for falsification
• Unbeaten since 2006
• Sachet is supple and has rounded corners
• Easy and quiet to open – even with damp hands
• Looks just like real urine under a UV light
• Keeps for 36 months (non-refrigerated)
• Three years of problem-free replacement in the event of damaged seams

Three different identification marks (red/green/yellow) indicate different values in the urine such as pH and creatinine values, as these depend on diet and vary from day to day. All sachets contain synthetic urine that is equivalent in all relevant parameters to the urine of a healthy, sober person. All three colours have the same high standard of quality.

Important note: ALL three marked types are completely acceptable for use. Orders of two or more urine sachets always contain a mixture of types.

When carried on the body, the temperature remains constant and natural (33–34°C). Very sturdy sachet. Quiet and with rounded corners. Patented opening on two sides. Easy to open – even with damp hands. Looks just like real urine in UV light.