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Screeny Weeny – the fully functional, deceptively life-like silicone fake penis
PEEING IS POWER!
The Screeny Weeny is the “world’s best” fake penis. The unique Push&Pissfunction makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and its one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately. The Screeny Weeny is available in many different varieties, so there’s one for everyone: lighter or darker, circumcised or uncircumcised.
Its inventor’s aim was to launch the world’s best and most reliable fake penis. For inspiration he used the Kalashnikov whose solid reliability in the most adverse conditions has made it famous. He used his own member as a template so that as many people as possible would be satisfied.
Facts & benefits:
- The different types of ScreenyWeeny were all cast from real todgers to ensure a completely authentic look
- Strap it on and get peeing
- No additional handles required, simple one-handed operation (ultimate one-handed fake penis)
- The thermo-sachet guarantees an optimum long-lasting “operating temperature”
- 100% secure and reliable, no dripping or leaking
- The flow of urine is started by putting a light pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny, and stopped again immediately by releasing it
- The urine sachets can be reclosed
- The thermo-sachet can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL thanks to the adjustable strap
- Our fully cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high-quality makeup silicone
“Hello, I’m your incredibly practical companion in all walks of life. I am synthetic, laboratory-produced urine, with the same characteristics as real urine from a healthy, sober person free from the influence of any substances. Since 2006 I have made tons of tinklers happy. The best place to hide me is in your underwear, where the temperature is ideal for me and I won’t be detected.”
CleanUrin is completely synthetic urine (fake urine), packaged in a practical, sturdy and yet supple 25 ml sachet that can be torn open. CleanUrin is therefore comfortable to carry (even when playing sports, driving or sleeping) and can be used discreetly at any time without further preparation. IDEAL FOR USE ON THE GO!
Facts and benefits
- Mobile, completely synthetic urine for day-to-day use to protect your privacy
- Passes all common tests for falsification
- Unbeaten since 2006
- Sachet is supple and has rounded corners
- Easy and quiet to open – even with damp hands
- Looks just like real urine under a UV light
- Keeps for 36 months (non-refrigerated)
- Three years of problem-free replacement in the event of damaged seams
Three different identification marks (red/green/yellow) indicate different values in the urine such as pH and creatinine values, as these depend on diet and vary from day to day. All sachets contain synthetic urine that is equivalent in all relevant parameters to the urine of a healthy, sober person. All three colours have the same high standard of quality.
Important note: ALL three marked types are completely acceptable for use. Orders of two or more urine sachets always contain a mixture of types.
When carried on the body, the temperature remains constant and natural (33–34°C). Very sturdy sachet. Quiet and with rounded corners. Patented opening on two sides. Easy to open – even with damp hands. Looks just like real urine in UV light.
Please read our Refunds and Returns policy carefully before using our Service.
Exchanges
As we sell products of an adult and personal nature, we cannot accept exchanges on any product unless you received the wrong item by mistake, or the exchange is covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act e.g. that the product is faulty and does not work.
Clothing/Adult Products Purchased online
Please read our sizing information carefully as we cannot exchange sized adult products or any items of clothing due to the intimate nature of our MECHANISE. This includes any products which are too big or too small. Please ensure you check if the size of the product you wish to purchase is listed on the website service. If you are unsure please contact us.
Cancellations
If you decide to cancel your order after you have paid, you can do so if the order hasn't already been sent. Please contact us immediately with your order number and a member of our team will cancel the order for you.
Please be aware that for each order cancelled, an administration fee of $10 is incurred. If your order has not yet been shipped at the time of cancellation, the postage fee will be fully refunded.
We are unable to cancel an order which is already in transit with the courier.
If you are unsure about a purchase, please contact a team member at one of our stores before ordering so that we can help answer any questions.
Cancellation Fee
Cancelling an order is a cost to our business, and time allocated for our team to process any cancellation. We are aware that orders might be placed as gifts. Danish Blue DOESN'T take any RESPONSIBILITY for any wrong sized items ORDERED or change of mind.
Return of Goods
Danish Blue Stores accept returns in specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault with the product.
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns in situations where there has been a change of mind or is not to the customers liking.
Due to possible copyright infringement we cannot accept the return of DVD’s.
Faulty Products
Occasionally there are product issues which only become apparent once a customer receives a. faulty product., Should this happen, please call or email within 7 days of receipt of your goods.
If you believe you received a faulty product, please ensure you check the following:
· Have new batteries been tried? The majority of products that don't seem to be working are due to errors with batteries.
· Also check if there is a circular Battery Tab on top of the batteries – if so, this circular piece of paper needs to be removed before you use the item. If there is a piece of paper or plastic surrounding the batteries, please leave this in place.
· Have you tried holding down the ‘on’ button for 3-5 seconds? Some products come with a travel lock in place to prevent them from turning on accidentally.
· If the product is rechargeable, please fully charge the product before attempting to turn it on. Some products come with a residual charge, but some may require charging before first being turned on.
In the event that there is a fault with your product we will replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
· The order number that the product was purchased on
· A description of the issue
· And if possible, a photo or video of the fault
We will need to have any faulty product returned before arranging for a replacement to be sent out to you.
In the event that the same item is not available, we will issue you with a store credit to use towards purchasing a new item on our website.
Under no circumstances are returned products ever on-sold. They are returned to the manufacturer for review and replacement.
Faults covered under warranty
If your product comes with a warranty supplied, this covers faults and defects that occur due to manufacturing failure. Damage or faults that occur as a result of misuse, accident, or general wear and tear, are not covered by a warranty policy.
If your product cannot be repaired, we will replace it with one that is of the same, or similar model. If a repair or replacement is not possible, we will provide a refund.
