Sex Position Candles

LITTLE GENIE SKU: LGCP.937
Sex Position Candles-Novelty-LITTLE GENIE-Danish Blue Adult Centres
Sex Position Candles-Novelty-LITTLE GENIE-Danish Blue Adult Centres

Sex Position Candles

LITTLE GENIE SKU: LGCP.937
Regular price $9.95
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Sex Position Candles are a hilarious addition to your bachelorette party cake that's sure to put a smile on everyone's faces!

Picture this: your best friend since childhood asked you to be the maid of honor at her wedding, and to plan her bachelorette party. And you were more than prepared to rise to the occasion; you’ve been coming up with ideas for this party practically since the day she met her husband-to-be. It’s a dream come true. There’s just one hitch: she invited her snobby new work friends to the party, and one of them is hovering by the snack table with a sour look on her face. You go over to ask her what’s wrong, and then she hits you with it:

“Your cake is basic AF. Penis cakes are soooo 2009.”

Oof. Devastating. Are you just gonna sit there and take that? Hell no. You’ve come this far, you’re not gonna let this uppity yuppie rain on your parade. Time to show her you mean business and make her rue the day she even dreamed of insulting your party-throwing skills. Because you’ve got an ace up your sleeve: just wait til she sees what you’re putting ON that penis cake.

BAM! Sex Position Candles. A penis cake might have been too tame for her, but you just turned the raunchiness up to 11. She’s seen more than a few penis cakes in her time, but we guarantee she’s never seen a penis cake with ten people fucking on top of it before. All the guests’ minds are about to be blown, just like these candles are. (Hah, get it? Blown?) That’ll teach her to call your cake boring.

Comes with five party candles depicting five different sexual positions.

  • Five per Pack
  • Dual-Color Candles Show Graphic Detail
  • 5 Different Positions
  • Please read our Refunds and Returns policy carefully before using our Service.

    Exchanges


    As we sell products of an adult and personal nature, we cannot accept exchanges on any product unless you received the wrong item by mistake, or the exchange is covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act e.g. that the product is faulty and does not work.

    Clothing/Adult Products Purchased online 

    Please read our sizing information carefully as we cannot exchange sized adult products or any items of clothing due to the intimate nature of our MECHANISE. This includes any products which are too big or too small. Please ensure you check if the size of the product you wish to purchase is listed on the website service. If you are unsure please contact us. 

    Cancellations

    If you decide to cancel your order after you have paid, you can do so if the order hasn't already been sent. Please contact us immediately with your order number and a member of our team will cancel the order for you.

    Please be aware that for each order cancelled, an administration fee of $10 is incurred.  If your order has not yet been shipped at the time of cancellation, the postage fee will be fully refunded. 

    We are unable to cancel an order which is already in transit with the courier.

    If you are unsure about a purchase, please contact a team member at one of our stores before ordering so that we can help answer any questions.

    Cancellation Fee

    Cancelling an order is a cost to our business, and time allocated for our team to process any cancellation. We are aware that orders might be placed as gifts. Danish Blue DOESN'T take any RESPONSIBILITY for any wrong sized items ORDERED or change of mind.

    Return of Goods

    Danish Blue Stores accept returns in specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault with the product. 

    Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns in situations where there has been a change of mind or is not to the customers liking.

    Due to possible copyright infringement we cannot accept the return of DVD’s.

    Faulty Products

    Occasionally there are product issues which only become apparent once a customer receives  a. faulty  product., Should this happen,  please call or email within 7 days of receipt of your goods.

    If you believe you received a faulty product, please ensure you check the following:

    · Have new batteries been tried? The majority of products that don't seem to be working are due to errors with batteries.

    · Also check if there is a circular Battery Tab on top of the batteries – if so, this circular piece of paper needs to be removed before you use the item. If there is a piece of paper or plastic surrounding the batteries, please leave this in place.

    · Have you tried holding down the ‘on’ button for 3-5 seconds? Some products come with a travel lock in place to prevent them from turning on accidentally.

    · If the product is rechargeable, please fully charge the product before attempting to turn it on. Some products come with a residual charge, but some may require charging before first being turned on.

    In the event that there is a fault with your product we will replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:

    · The order number that the product was purchased on

    · A description of the issue

    · And if possible, a photo or video of the fault

    We will need to have any faulty product returned before arranging for a replacement to be sent out to you.

    In the event that the same item is not available, we will issue you with a store credit to use towards purchasing a new item on our website.

    Under no circumstances are returned products ever on-sold. They are returned to the manufacturer for review and replacement.

    Faults covered under warranty

    If your product comes with a warranty supplied, this covers faults and defects that occur due to manufacturing failure. Damage or faults that occur as a result of misuse, accident, or general wear and tear, are not covered by a warranty policy.

    If your product cannot be repaired, we will replace it with one that is of the same, or similar model. If a repair or replacement is not possible, we will provide a refund.

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    Uber Deliveries

    You can arrange to have your order delivered to you by Uber subject to the below conditions.

    Please note Danish Blue Adult Centres policy for EVERY online click and collect or Uber order no matter how large or small our staff must receive a copy of your photo ID matching the details of the online order and a copy of the credit card used for the online purchase emailed to the store before we will release your items purchased to the Uber driver.

    Danish Blue Adult Centres will not release your purchase until these have been verified! If you are not able or willing to provide this information then the only option will be for Australia post delivery or refund!

    Once you receive confirmation from us that your order is ready for collection you can then book your Uber. Please ensure you advise us of the drivers rego number to ensure we give your order to the correct person. Please inform your Uber driver they will need to come into the store to collect your order.

    Your order will be packaged discretely and given to the driver. Danish Blue Adult Centres accepts no responsibility for items not making it to the final destination or damaged once leaving our stores. Should you need to track your order you can do so via the Uber mobile app.

    Once again please do not arrange the Uber collection until you have provided to the store a copy of your drivers licence and credit card used for the online purchase. Your purchase will not be released until these are verified and we would hate to disappoint or cause any extra Uber fee's or surcharges caused due to the driver having to wait or the job being cancelled due to not receiving this information.

    PICK UP AND SHIPPING

    Free Postage

    Orders delivered to Australian addresses are charged according to delivery type.

    All orders over $100 are delivered free of charge via Regular Parcel Post.

    Click and Collect Service

    For orders in Australia under $100 shipping is charged according to delivery type. Or at no cost arrange to pick up at your closest Danish Blue Adult Centres located in St Kilda and South Melbourne.

    For all items being picked up you will need to provide photo ID and the credit card used to make the online purchase at time of pick up.

    Please have these items with you at time of collection as we dont want to disappoint you by not being able to release the goods or you having to return to collect the items. If someone is collecting on your behalf then please make sure they have popies of the above information.

    Deliveries to Workplaces

    If your parcel is to be sent to your workplace you must specify the business name in your shipping address as Australia Post will not deliver to business addresses without a business name.

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